There are so many books and philosophies out there that talks about positive thinking, elongating living, and self-help. Well, there are not enough lists of things we can do to amplify our suffering.
Here is the 101 absolute ways to guarantee suffering.
1-Disagree with people on issues that little concerns you. (like this blog entry)
2- Agree with people on issues that little concerns you. (like this blog entry)
4-Assign blame to people
5- Fear, be afraid, really afraid (of what?!)
6- Work to earn more money, so that you can retire rich
7- Have extra marital affairs
8- Finding reasons to not tell the truth, when you can just tell the truth
9- Get drunk, puke, drink again to get drunk
10- Have extra marital affairs, in the office
11- Helping people, so as to appear to be helpful
12- Rejecting help from other people, when you really needs help.
13- Act tough
14- Keep a score
15- Blame the government for everything thing bad that has happened to you.
16- Drive really, really fast so taht you can get to point B, a little sooner
17- Keeping pent up emotions, pent up
18- Letting people hurt you and you hurting people back.
19- Having a chip off your shoulder
20- Allowing other people’s opinions influence you
21- Study really, really hard
22- Not study at all, when you know you should have, well, at least a little
23- Do things, grudgingly
24- Find fault with other, find fault with your self.
25-Big guys, driving a really small car, small fellas, driving a really big car
26- Buying more than one of many things, we only have a pair of feet, so a pair of shoes will be nice. One watch on our wrist will do, thank you very much
27- Believing that something else (good or bad)will happen after we die. Well, one thing for sure, we rot after death, period.
28- Hate some more
29- Mentally visualizing strangling someone, you love or you really detest.
30- Gamble, drink, smoke, excessively
31- Spending time and money on someone else, when you should have better spent it on yourself.
32- Spending time and money on yourself, when it could have been better spent with someone else.
33- Getting a divorce, when you shouldn’t have gotten married in the first place
34- Patronizing others, patronizing yourself
35- Get back to work!
36- Count the dollars and cents, when it’s a far better idea to count your blessings. Wait, this is a life shortening tips, go ahead, count your bucks, and count somemore…
37- Waiting for the right guy or gal to come along, when you allow the right guy or gal just walked past you
38- Getting angry
39- Getting worked up trying to complete this useless, nonsense crap about 101 ways to guarantee suffering. This is suffering! Guranteed!
40- Allowing yourself to believe in any feeble concepts of gurantees
41- Falling in love with someone else, other than the one you married
42- Believe that Santa Claus do exist.
43- Losing your mobile phone, and any material things that you thought it mattered, but actually it doesn’t
44- Taking an exam
45- Trying to keep yourself busy, when you should have just spend time, converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.
46- Crying over spilled milk.
47-Saying ‘I love you.’ not knowing what the hell those three words really mean
49- Keeping with the social norm
50-Keeping a pet when you should just have kids, and having kids when you should just keep a dog